"Billions of dollars has been made off the series of movies called The Star Wars that is beloved by millions. Many big fans of this space opera, do not know that the fantasy epic they enjoy is not a simple entertainment, but Satan's Battleground for their very souls!"
I know George Lucas has owned my soul for 2o+ years, as he keeps making me buy the same movies over and over again. I didn't realize he was Satan, vieying for my very existence.
Read the article here.