"If you forget yourself in the excitement and shake the bucket too soon, you'll be flattened by two hairy tons of behemoth," the magazine says. "
"Mr Dorje's advice is: "Never shake the bucket of nuts before you're tied to the yak rope."
Never have truer words been spoken. That's some sage advice my man.
Read the story here. (It's A BBC link so it has to be legitimate, C'mon)