1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
28. If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store.
29. If you owe someone twenty dollars or less, you may pay them back in beer.
33. The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.
35. Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would be doing it.
The 86 rules of boozing at moderndrunkardmagazine.com