"A cargo container that apparently fell from a ship washed up on the Outer Banks of North Carolina on Thursday and spilled thousands of bags of Doritos brand tortilla chips on the beach. People collected the chips, which were apparently still fresh due to their airtight packaging. It was unknown which ship had lost the cargo or to what port it was bound."
That's just bad timing. Why couldn't this happen in July? Eh, I'll just wait for the beer container to wash ashore.
Cool Ranch? And some salsa.
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