Sunday, September 03, 2006

What I've Learned: Homer Simpson

If I had a dollar for every time I heard "My God! He's covered in some sort of goo," I'd be a rich man.

I never ate an animal I didn't like.

When someone tells you your butt is on fire, you should take them at their word.

There is no such thing as a bad doughnut.

Kids are like monkeys, only louder.

More wisdom from Homer J here.

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