Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Ghost Ship

A ghost ship washes up in Barbados with 11 mummified corpses on board.

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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Welding Helmets


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Sunday, May 28, 2006

Blackjack Part 2


Mrs. Zombie and I have been down to Foxwoods a few time since the last blackjack outing with successful results each time. Today was exceptional. We followed "The Book" and left with $1500 of their money.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Extreme Ironing

12 Rules For Life

12 Rules for Life


Sometimes we just need to remember what the 12 Rules of Life really are:

1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "you are right."

4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

5. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

6. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her - believe them.

7. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"

8. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.

9. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

10. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

11. Work is good, but it's not that important. Money is nice, but you can't take it with you. Statistics show most people don't live to spend all they saved; some die even before they retire. Anything we have isn't really ours; It's on loan to us while we're here ...even our kids.

12. And finally...Be really good to your family and/or friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

Source: www.manbottle.com




Thursday, May 04, 2006

The Pillsbury Doughboy Kidnapped

The Pillsbury Doughboy, mascot for a New Hampshire grocery store, has been "dough-napped." The Kidnappers have been sending daily photos of his adventure.

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